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IT'S NOT A JOKE, IT'S A DEMONSTRATION RECORD FOR A REAL LIFE, BRAND NEW PATENTED INSTRUMENT CALLED THE "DRUM BUDDY" AND YOU'VE JUST GOT TO HEAR IT TO BELIEVE IT!!! THE DRUM BUDDY IS A 5 OSCILLATOR, LIGHT-ACTIVATED DRUM MACHINE, YOU CAN PLAY BEATS WITH IT OR MAKE SONGS WITH IT, OR EVEN SCRATCH WITH IT -AND THE AMAZING SPELLCASTER HIMSELF, MR. QUINTRON, INVENTED AND PATENTED IT!.
THIS VERY SPECIAL LP INCLUDES EXCERPTS FROM THE UPCOMING INFOMERCIAL, A TRACK WITH MC TRACHIOTOMY, A FLOCK OF WITCHES SOUND EFFECTS, AND A WIKIE-WIKIE RHYTHMS EXTRAVAGANZA TO DEMONSTRATE THE DYNAMIC RANGE OF MUSICAL AND SOUND OPTIONS OF THE DRUM BUDDY. PERFECT FOR DJS, SCHOOL TEACHERS, AND MUSIC FANS. SOMEBUDDY SAY DRUMBUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN FACT(S): How it works: Cadium Sulfide (CDS) cells are inserted into oscillator circuits as variable resistors affecting either pitch, volume or both. The greater the intensity the light that falls on the CDS cell, the less resistance going to that particular circuit. The frequency that light is projected on to any one CDS cell is determined by the number of holes that pass by per single rotation of the can. Each oscillator has its own independent ring of holes. Since each ring of holes has the exact same circumference ( the circumference of a can) and is spinning at the exact same speed, all four patterns of charging and discharging will always overlap in a repetitive pattern--the beat. Different beats are created by different can/hole configurations. --Sound of each oscillator can be independently changed with filters built into the circuitry. --Light is equipped with dimmer which can vary the total resistance going uniformly to all oscillators. This has a nice and unpredictable effect.